Hi I'm new and today I sobbed and locked myself in the bathroom

[Fred]

Do you have a fleabay account Diz ?

If so, I'll try and help you with a couple of idea's if you want ?

GB

Blimey Grizzly I thought you was the Village Idiot, I didn't know you also had a job as the Local Spiv.

Oi Psssssssst Psssssssssssst Wana buy some dodgy gear from Ebay for your skin? come on Girls makes your skin all lovely and smooth. (Well that is until it starts falling off)  

*Never buy anything for your skin from Ebay, stop and think to yourself why do they sell it on Ebay? Answer because they are not regulated and once they have fleeced you of your money they're gone, you could be putting anything on your skin so be very careful.