Centrifugal psoriasis treatment

[Fred]

This study looked at the innovative centrifugal treatment for psoriasis.

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Background:
Sometimes new treatments for psoriasis are dismissed without a fair trial .

Objectives:
To investigate, the use of the new innovative centrifugal treatment in patients with psoriasis. We looked at the efficacy and safety issues in this treatment

Methods:
It has been suggested that if a person spins fast enough the blood will rush to the outermost layer of skin (Epidermis) and in turn can push the psoriasis cells out leaving clear skin. We tested various forms of centrifugal force including. #1 A selection of fairground rides. #2 A G force simulator. #3 Industrial tumble dryer.

Results:
From the 22 volunteers chosen from Psoriasis Club members, we found that 7 suffered with a spinning head after the test. 8 experienced difficulty walking in a straight line for three days. 5 were as sick as a dog. 1 ended up flying 3 km through the air as we forgot to strap them in. And 1 poor sod went so fast we still haven't managed to peel him off the wall yet.

There was no change in anyone's psoriasis no matter what method was used or how long they were put through the centrifugal cycle. Speed didn't seem to make any difference whatsoever and it was discovered during the test it's not a good idea to be covered in coconut oil whilst going through the centrifugal treatment.    

Conclusions:
We concluded that this was a pointless exercise and the treatment of psoriasis by centrifugal force is about as useful as all the other scams found on the internet today. We recommend people with psoriasis seek professional advice and don't try such stupid ideas.

Source: April One News Agency

Click the spoiler to see some of our members trying the centrifugal treatment.

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[jiml]

[Fred]

I've not seen Grizlly this morning is he still in the tumble dryer?

[jiml]

I've not seen Grizlly this morning is he still in the tumble dryer?

I last saw him at the park on the Roundabout

[Fred]

I've not seen Grizlly this morning is he still in the tumble dryer?

I last saw him at the park on the Roundabout  

Oh his usual place for a Saturday morning then.

[jiml]

I've not seen Grizlly this morning is he still in the tumble dryer?

I last saw him at the park on the Roundabout  

Oh his usual place for a Saturday morning then.  

He says it's working ...his spots are flying off