Coal Tar Shampoo to disappear

[jiml]

Or you could read it a completely different way.

• The product no longer conforms to regulations as it's been found to contain something that is bad for you.
  
• We will have to spend to much money to make it conform and for the moment we will just feed you the usual response.
  
• We have to find a new supplier as the ones we were using refused to give us a cheaper price for something that is dirt cheap anyway, and we want to make huge profits.
  
• We are not greasing enough palms, and the big pharma's don't want something as simple as covering your body in carcinogenic.
  
• We need to have special containers as it will melt today's modern plastics.
  
• It's to smelly and no one uses it any more.
  
• Get a lump of coal heat it up to a liquid mix it with a bit of water, job done.
  

Sorry but things have moved on and it's had it's day.

I think I like Caroline's interpretation better