Mon-09-03-2015, 16:01 PM
(Mon-09-03-2015, 15:42 PM)Fred Wrote:(Mon-09-03-2015, 15:31 PM)D Foster Wrote: I don't think that I will follow your idea Fred to lose weight as I am only 17 stone however what I am trying to do is grow taller as 5ft 7 inch at that weight is to much and all I need to do is grow another 4 foot taller to balance it out .
If you would like to meet me and Jim down in the cellar we could arrange to make you taller.
That's incredibly decent of you old chap however one will have to decline your offer on this occasion as one has instructions from one's wife to get off one's posterior and start the preparation of the tea or else .