Living with Fred

[Fred]

Well hello Mrs Fred..............5 years is an awfully long time to be away from here you know  


I see what you mean about seeing P from the other side from someone whom doesn't have it, you lucky thing you.  

As for this ; I had to smile at the bit about the flowers, I can not remember the last time Mr Fred brought me flowers. Tell me Mrs Fred, can our Fred peel an orange in his pocket ?  

Threaten him with a rolling pin, before you know it, your home will be swamped with flowers  

She's reading it.